My daughter just texted she’s opted in for the transgender surgery at the high school nurses office. She’s like 5 th in line. It’s going slow because they are using staplers and erasers. #givemeafuckingbreak

Haitian leaders in South Florida blast JD Vance for ‘vile and false’ accusations of pet-eating Reporting by Jesse Scheckner flapol.com/4cYyyen #FlaPol

This here is the right. Vance, even now, after everything we know, is ready to violate the Constitution. He's pre-impeaching himself.

The whole of the Republican Party is all in on a racist trope no politician in their right minds would have ever considered publicly aligning with prior to Trump.

"Donald Trump was fired..and he's clearly having a very hard time processing that" is a good soundbyte for the election.

My tally as of 10pm EDT:

The ABC moderators have let Trump speak for 9 minutes longer - roughly 30% more - than Harris. The way they've "rigged" the debate is by letting him hang himself with his own stream-of-consciousness rambles.

what trump saw on tv:

Final Trump tally tonight:

This debate was so bad, Nancy Pelosi is quietly working the phones to get Trump out of the race.

I’m sorry but the richest man on the planet casually telling a woman he’s not dating that he’s going to put a baby in her is so skin crawlingly creepy I don’t know where to start

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

Check out this great new ad for Kamala Harris

lol

Today my thoughts are of Captain Alix Idrache, a US Army helicopter pilot, who graduated at the top of his West Point class with a degree in physics in 2016. He's also a Haitian immigrant.

whoa Vance calls out his running mate

The MAGA terror going on in Springfield, Ohio is the same that happened on J6. Trump could stop it, but he won’t because it serves his interests

And she still whooped his ass 🤣