Mangold Miracle

Ben could’ve just hung up and instead chose to hit me with the most egregious ill call you back in 10 minutes when I’m done vacuuming this last floor in my building. There is NO CHANCE he calls back. Let’s see

No fucking way. He actually called back. I was playing baccarat and told him I had to call him back lol

My mom when she doesn’t agree with something negative online about somebody she likes: “everything is ai now!!”

Me 2 sentences in to an appointment with a new doctor: “I curse and stuff and talk how I talk, I hope that’s ok”

Bro they could make a whole mixtape of me at chipotle

Sabalenka is no doubt getting hotter

So happy max is free

Im a fool

The last year has been so weird for me. Feels like it’s been an eternity but also feels like everything a year ago was yesterday

Bitch dropped my cup I karate kicked her

2026 predictions - BVIV perps / derivs listings by at least two of the top five biggest crypto derivs exchanges - $400m open interest on BVIV Index perps - Reach 9 figures of daily trading volume on BVIV Index perps - Volmex reaches unicorn status BVIV everywhere

#Pioneer

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! BVIV everywhere

I dare any uber driver in New Jersey to speak English

The delivery time is cap by 40 minutes every time lol need to switch away from Uber Eats

I got audited for 2022 taxes and the IRS told me I owed like 17,000 in taxes. I didn't owe them anything. I sent every piece of evidence and written explanations of every dollar. The rejected my response, charged more interest and said I owed them 19k now. Even though it

Think I just smoked an ounce in like 60 hours. Prob a new record

First of many.

Actually my girl is the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Like I hang up FaceTime in the supermarket and talk out loud to myself about how gorgeous she is it’s just so crazy