Hbd Jamie!!! The milky Irish rose

What’s more important my brand or my privacy

I know I talk a lot of shit but I really wish I could play the clarinet

Being called a wet noodle is actually a compliment in italy

My face when I drop my black and white cookie on the sidewalk 😒😒🤯

IT HAs COME TO MY ATTN THAt TAPE WORMS DONT ENTER THRU THE FEET A THOUSAND APOLOGIES

I’m making a steely dan themed TikTok account, watch out world

Damn calling them like I see them??

After I voted for ⁦Curtis Sliwa⁩ I said a prayer for him! #voteredtosaveamerica

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Al Pacino is really just some Italian guy huh