Do other people have a certain order they try to go by when interacting with a tweet or am I just weird? Like I almost always do the comment or quote tweet before I like it

When she says spoil I think she means rot

Honestly what gets me through the day is talking about my dream job, opening a dog park bar, with my colleagues

You’re running marathons while I’m “running the list” We are not the same

sunday night plans? you mean existential dread and bed??

Ah so bedtime procrastination it is tonight

Do yall realize we were tweeting FROM FLIP PHONES!? I been on Twitter since Aug 2008. I remember texting my tweets to 40404. some of y’all simply WERE NOT OUT HERE

Well last night was unexpected

WHAT A SEQUENCE. WHAT A SHOT. THAT'S JUST JAMAL MURRAY.

Talking to old coworkers is a great reminder that although I might think that I miss big ortho traumas and shift work, that I do not indeed miss big ortho traumas and shift work

After three hours of trying to install this in a casement window with minimal tools/supplies, I finally said fuck it

Sooo I decided to do the 40 hour fluoroscopy course so I am legally allowed to operate a mini C-arm in the state of CO and this is the first time in my whole career that I wish I went to med school

Still irate about a PANRE question that was literally me in college and the first diagnosis was anxiety….just like every doctor told me for years. Turned out I had POTS

Using Facebook marketplace to sell stuff for the first time and wow that place is a gem

My patient told me “you do a really great job wrapping that ace” and I think I’ve peaked in my career