Curly hair people…am I just imagining the part where I need to shower every day or just accept that my hair is going to look like a sad bird, because straight hair life was not like this.

“i think i need to do that once in life…practice safe sex”

friendship is when ur bowel movements r synced up

twinks notoriously get dry in the winter. bundle up, twinks. stay hydrated. stay safe.

u can flex ur bit cheeks with freedom in baggy jeans

they should invent an adderall vape

i’m so happy i just peed a little

I didn’t get the sense that he was a Mormon…but I could be wrong

molly with the bangin quotes today but “i wouldn’t consider myself a mother…i’m more of a farmer”

“you’re the perfect height to make fun of because you’re short but it’s not like a medical thing” -Malini Rajbandhari

it is winter in my uterus”

bryn mawr bitches do be square dancing

i go into my room, i turn on my string lights, plug in my himalayan salt lamp, light my bed bath & beyond candle…and then i be vibin 💃🏽

there’s something poetic about scottish dancing next to the man who deflowered u on valentine’s day 💕

Today is the day i look the best because it’s the only way i can get the upper hand on the bitches 💋

move over Unwritten, free the bits is coming -big L

why just ask tits or ass? why not feet? why not a little bit of chicken fried? or cold beer on a friday night? why do we always forget about a pair of jeans that fits just right? or the radio on?

titillating

it’s a sanctuary

i’d squeeze your ass chocolate onto graham crackers any day honey cakes -big L