the idea of an empty pit and everyone in the nosebleeds is so funny

I can’t wait until ticketmaster gets sued and then they have to operate like an actual company

Imagine buying Warped Tour tickets for the Long Beach show with no line up announced only for My Chemical Romance to book two shows the exact same days lmao.

Why did it take 30 mins for doordash to bring something on my street

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

saturn produces the best husbands

Stop assuming I need a man. A man is one of the easiest things to get. I NEED 1M.

Just because you love me, doesn’t mean I feel loved by you. Let that sink in.

He a Gemini. Air signs will cut off ANYONE if we're not aligning.

Some of your wildest dreams are on the other side of sending an email and a few follow ups. I kid you not.

I really like doing these liquified tattoos ☺️

Told my spirit guides that I will be 80% on, 20% off. That is my commitment to them & myself. This just means that I will always be intentional every day, if possible for 80% of the time. That 20%? I get to act a fool. Rest. Give up. Make mistakes. Move forward.

hoodie dean lookalike contest in my bedroom

Money should always be your TOOL, never your goal. When a builder builds a house he never sees the hammer as the reward. It is only a tool.

if you love me buy me the nosferatu heretic perfume please and thank you