Watch til the end for a surprise

drank gone off orange juice to quench my dehydrated hangover thirst and now I remember why we shouldn’t consume so much alcohol

Is it bad to not know your boyfriends middle name? Asking for a friend

What have I just found on Youtube😂

I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle

Hi if you’re a uni student aged between 18-24 pls take part in my diss study about ADHD and drug use, only takes 5 mins !! Thank u livpsych.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_cU…

I do not roll up in bed and turn my laptop on at 10 in the morning for a zoom lecture just to be aired in the breakout rooms when I say hi smh get tae fuck

Some more pictures of the #notbanksy badly installed Monolith on Glastonbury Tor this morning.

Omg Tracy Beaker in 2021

Posting this again pls if you’re a uni student take part in my study it’ll only take a few mins‼️‼️

Fuck everyone get out of Selfridges now gun shots!! I’m inside