i want to wake up with a bursting bladder next to a cute guy who grabs me by the waist when i tell him i’m going to pee & pleads to me w/ puppy eyes to cuddle for just 5 mins more- i go back to bed w him, squirming against him & whining about how bad i have to go 🫶🤭

Absolutely the fuck not. Circumcised dicks look cold and afraid

RT IF U WOULD SMASH, IGNORE IF U WOULD K*LL ME WITH A HAMMER

is bottom prep always this bad what the hell

I think people with weird fetishes are probably a bit more intelligent on average. There's a level of sophistication required there I think

i'm a good boy i can hold it i'm a good boy i can hold it

putting my amorous character creator thing here cause i realized i forgot to put my sona w/o clothes on my ref sheet

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