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Chris Marshall

@oxbow_lakes

"a very dumb tool that happens to be right 95% of the time"

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calendar_today20-04-2010 18:18:57

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The tories were self-destructing when Theresa May was in power (and then summarily removed). And yet somehow Labour was obliterated at the subsequent election

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“a way to convert money into socio-economic outcomes for some kids over other kids” isn’t this applicable to pretty much every aspect of parenting?

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Pretty ballsy move by Haringey Council. Stopping hundreds of kids from all over Tottenham/Wood Green etc from playing football. One for Aditya Chakrabortty to sink his teeth into?

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Apoplectic with rage now I’ve just found out that our *checks notes* king gets given stuff he *checks notes again* didn’t graft his fingers to the bone to obtain in a fair and equitable etc etc

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Calling C# & gRPC aficionados! Can it be the case that in order to use a C# client in .NET Framework v4.8, to query a (Java-implemented, though this is irrelevant ofc) gRPC-over-TLS-exposing server, you need to be on Windows 11 (less than 18 months old) or Windows Server 2022?

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If your API is only going to be useful in the presence of pagination, it should be impossible to use without, and simple to use with

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Completely befuddled as to j.u.c.Future::resultNow behaviour if the future failed due to a thrown exception. Forces the same boilerplate to *every* user of the library

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Very puzzled to dip in to the #scala 3.4 release notes and not understand how any of the "highlights of the release" would translate into improving my life as a (scala) programmer. Contrast that with the upcoming JDK22 release openjdk.org/projects/jdk/2…

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If you're wondering what it's been like using Unison in production at Unison Computing, this blog post contains both the good and the bad, candidly. Read our recap of the road so far: unison-lang.org/blog/experienc…

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“I found a bug in the compiler” is not something I ever want to have to tell my boss, assuming I persuaded them to depend on the compiler in the first place

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🎉 Unison 1.0 has landed! After years of engineering, design, and community collaboration, we’re excited to announce this milestone! Spread the word! unison-lang.org/unison-1-0/

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Two things can simultaneously be true: #scala 3 is a fantastic language, and much better than #scala 2. #scala 3 was harmful to #scala and (not even in retrospect) was a bad idea