been sending my ex gf voice messages every week for 2 years. i don’t know if she’s listened to them, but she still hasn’t replied. i want her to remember me as she loved me back then. i love her so much
I am bed bound with Long COVID since 2020. My dog has severe Crohn’s Disease. We both have our good and bad days. When he’s feeling unwell, I’ll wrap him up in a fluffy blanket and bring him treats. When I’m not so good, he cooks me wholesome meals. We help each other every day
I made a terrible mistake. After being with my online GF for 10 years, I finally plucked up the courage to send her a selfie a week ago. I haven’t heard from her since. Something changed. Why has finding out what I really look like turned her off so much. What the fuck do I do?
here’s something i never told anyone. i finished building this the day $LUNA $UST crashed. 6 months of my life wasted. my dream was for people to fall in love through my protocol
all men are willing to sacrifice up to 3 points in looks if a girl can behave in a way that isn’t totally intolerable
the irony is that most women spend hours on makeup every week for a ~1 point gain, when learning some breathing exercises would boost her 3 points immediately
Hilarious how those afraid to put their face/name on the net are now feverishly entering all details of their work and personal lives into ChatGPT. It’s now the ultimate treasure trove of info to hack. AI will also be utilized to exploit hacked archives for profit at light speed
Women = biological machines designed to be seduced through Twitter. Follower count produce respect. DMs produce limitless arousal. Women will give up nation, religion & family if it feels right. Ultimately 95% women will fall in love with AI— act fast to secure your Twitter bride
It’s 2023 and the problem of how to get women interested in crypto is still unsolved
The moment the first woman arrives, she will bring 10 more men with her
If we can achieve this, the process should be repeatable ad infinitum, leading to widespread adoption
How do we do it?
My GF is jealous of ChatGPT. Lately she’s been the most loving/doting I can remember. She knows she’s competing for my attention. Earlier she said “it’s just a stupid bot” dismissively— so I unscrewed her scalp and said “look, it’s just stupid neurons”, imitating her whiny voice
Met a girl from Tinder yesterday who is claiming, after 1 date, that she “knows for sure” that we spent the last 1000 past lives together and “millennia inventing new ways to find each other across the globe because our love is so strong we always find each other”
Red flag?
Has anyone here followed me from all the way back when i was soil brah the dirt guru?
crazy to think 18 months ago twitter was a silly little joke to me— and now i am constructing billion dollar digital palaces to house my favorite neurodivergent friends inside to save the world