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new jordan peterson video where he says pastors should be allowed to carry weapons to the pulpit so they can shoot any demons that fly around the sanctuary; twitter christians hiss at their phones and rage-shart themselves. meaningless, says twila paris, everything is meaningless

~signed~ herbo ⚡️1️⃣0️⃣ RT IF U WANT IT 1️⃣0️⃣⚡️

I'm a simple man I see this story on the TL, I retweet it

'I’m so glad Jesus was born in a stable. Because my soul is so much like a stable. It’s poor and in unsatisfactory condition. Yet I believe that if Jesus can be born in a stable, maybe he can also be born in me.' ~Dorothy Day

making room for the new number… RETWEET if you want one!!!

BUCKET 💦💦 $1000 TO SOMEBODY WHO RETWEETS THIS #PMSLive

Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him buff.ly/4d0fZHm

The Reds bringing Tito out of retirement while the #Pirates keep Derek Shelton is painful

Me to my 4 year old when he starts trash talking after I let him win in Mario Kart

Checkmate Christians

This thread should be given a Pulitzer Prize

Will be cool to see a player get ejected for something he did in her dream the night before

A bit ironic that WaPo’s best state to raise children in just elected an AG that wants the children of his political enemies to die

If you don’t want Cinderellas, why did they expand the playoff to 12 teams? Could’ve just kept it at 4 teams and only taken P4 conference champions

It’s amazing how much of Tennessee’s “tough, physical defense” is literally just holding guys and getting away with it

ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN 🌟 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics (via nba paint)