Douglas Luiz feels like a no brainer of a move for Spurs. A ready made, PL experienced head in a position we're crying out for at a very low fee. He's only just turned 27 too so we could easily get at least 5 very good years out of him.

So glad this weirdo doesn't support us anymore, even when he did 'support' us I couldn't stand him. Acts like a baby every year at Wimbledon smashing his racket to pieces & crying after every match. It's actually very fitting that he's now gonna root for Arsenal instead, not

Lets tuck in 🍽️

Why is his potential so low when he's only 20 with already great stats?

All these years my Dad thought Alfie Whiteman & Brandon Austin were the same person, incredible

I remember when their fans used to go crazy over signing Mesut Ozil. Now they're celebrating the fact they're signing a backup midfielder from Brentford in their thirties for £10m because their rivals got quoted £45m for him by a tier 3 source.

I don't mind it!

Mikel Arteta definitely hogs the middle lane on the motorway

.owen rq

It's almost like sitting around with your thumb up your arse waiting until the last two weeks of August to do your business ends up in you missing out on all your first choice targets. Who would've thought?

Our recruitment team:

Nightmare blunt rotation