My mother just put the TV volume on 21. She didn’t understand my instance it be lowered to 20...

Congrats to our friends at Kop Outs! 🌈⚽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ for your team joining us in the Premier League winner’s club. What took so long, hun? 💁🏼‍♂️⚪️🔵 Blackburn Rovers 🏆 Chelsea Pride 🏳️‍🌈⚽️🏳️‍⚧️ 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 Arsenal gaygooners 🏆 🏆 🏆 MCFC Canal_Street_Blues LGBTQ+ 🏆🏆🏆✋ Foxes Pride 🦊🏳️‍🌈 🏆 #FootballvHomophobia #PrideInFootball #LGBTQ

It’s really nice that the new Chelsea FC away kit pays homage to the #NHS by looking like a hospital gown 👏👏

Our statement regarding the homophobic video posted by Paddy Power. Following the response from Kick It Out and many other members for the #lgbtq football community.

Historic day today, the group WhatsApp I had muted for a year timer expired. I was shook waking up to 10,364 messages 🤣 let’s find the mute button again

Question - If you yawn whilst wearing a face mask, is it still good etiquette to cover your mouth as you yawn?

Yes everyone, I can confirm that as of today our Christmas Day turkey is already in the freezer. It’s not even the end of September... can’t be too soon right? #holidaysarecoming #christmassoon #feliznavidad

Hearing my parents gag whilst taking a coronavirus test makes me wonder where I lost my reflex... 😜

My parents going away whilst the clocks go back... the amount of times I’ve put the microwave on for 10 minutes 17 seconds rather than change the clock is unreal and embarrassing #whyisitsodifficult #thoughtiwasclever #microwaveissues

For someone with a fear of needles, the BBC news page has been hell for a week now. All the vaccine reports are covered by needles and people being injected 🤢🤮 A very needle-ss thing to do #getajokeinthere #seriouslynomoreneedles

Wonder what the odds are on Chelsea FC and Chelsea FC Women winning their respective Champions Leagues... Long shot but you heard it here first 😂

Post match drinks Alex Fenton Mark Wing Owen 🍺⚽️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

FT: Chelsea 4-1 Bayern Munich (5-3 agg.) Emma Hayes' side have reached their first ever Women's Champions League final. #HateWontWin

Knowing how much travel companies rip fans off for travel to games (I paid £850 for flight and transfer to Munich in 2012), this is absolutely class by Sheikh Mansour. Even if it’s insignificant to him, it’s certainly not to the fans. Dread to think what Chelsea fans will pay

It’s not VAR or the refs blowing #Chelsea’s top 4 place, it’s Timo #Werner. Stupid offsides and blatant handballs. Tammy Abraham would have scored both legitimately. Tuchel’s inexcusable naivety to Werner has ruined the season.

Well, the curse of the new kit is over #supercup Chelsea FC

For those of you who think shouting “Chelsea rent boy” at Conor Gallagher is acceptable because he’s on loan from Chelsea FC, you might want to have a read George’s thread 🧵

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.