y’all know i’m canada down

He's so babygirl

People will drop 300 bucks on restaurant dining as a cute and fun activity and then act like you’re Marie Antoinette if you pay someone half that amount to clean your apartment

im cryingahsjsh

None of these numbers are correct

getting older is so fun idk i just keep getting hotter and making more friends and learning who i am like yay

I'm so annoyed having to share a planet with people that act like this: hateful, empowered, petulant, and willfully obtuse.

Pro hockey player Shane Hollander has donated $100,000 dollars to the LGBTQ+ community. "Meow." He stated.

Excuse me???

I recall this feeling expensive at the time

I have something so uncouth I wanna tweet

Watching Cow and Chicken (1997) and what was up with this guy

Someone pay for my pedicure and I'll send you pics of the results (I have size 14 feet btw)

i never knew this as anything other than the cover of the paperback edition of The Great Gatsby

I can feel myself starting to age out of being so online. These places have become so annoying.

There’s always one guy with a BFA who thinks it’s socially acceptable to put on musical theater numbers during gay guy music video night. I’m her to tell you it’s not. This is not a PTA meeting.