my dad pointed out to me during this broadcast that kylie jenner is the richest person in that room

adrien brody is embarrassing me in front of cillian murphy

is there a nightclub where they exclusively play intergalactic (beastie boys)? one ticket please!

i’m gonna do the shortest oscars speech next year. put me in kramer

to be a competitive teen hip hop dancer during the rise of tate mcrae

hillary clinton what happened

ferrari, red? i’d wear that t-shirt!

got pulled over this morning. guess no one’s allowed to drive topless in santa fe

i found god in fixating on one synth-heavy song per week

crazy to cast kate winslet’s daughter in the new wes anderson movie when i too am blonde and available

they should do a white lotus at a red roof inn off the ohio turnpike

my plans for this spring are to travel, dine, and ultimately drink heavily on medication

gayle doesn’t know what to pack for space

lady gaga and i were born at the same hospital. not many can say this. except one of my greatest enemies who i will NOT name on this platform

i will pay top dollar for a chow chow and name it bijou

that celebrity met me!