Most high school parties nowadays are filled to the brim with jocks. Not my scene

Practiced my colors today I think I know Green now 🤩

Women will be literally wrong and ask “why won’t you ever agree with me”

800 billion nuclear bombs on my pointless incel life Wordle 1,439 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Just got the sloppy diarrhea bowl from chipotle. Not very good

In every medium-sized town there’s an underground population of Mexicans akin to mole-people. They do general contracting work for trackhome developers and subsist entirely off of pizza and hotdogs from 7-11

I found a baby alien in the woods last night but it died when I tried to breastfeed it

Does anyone know if my girlfriend is mad today

Bro save some hype moments and aura for the rest of us…

Get Outlook for iOS.

I think I need to explode my head with a grenade launcher later

Oh you like dating men with a full head of hair and a complete hairline, just say you like dating teenagers

Leaving the office at 6 pm with sore buttcheeks

Feel like pure shit just want to drink approximately 3 too many beers and get in a screaming match with my girlfriend

Just bought a poop on Facebook marketplace for 13 dollars

The leg press machine is really good at strengthening my vagina

I have to go to the bathroom 🖐️ 😃