U think u live in a big city until ur playing ring around the rosie w ur old summer fling, his ex gf & current gf in a circle outside the club

A twitter community titled “DDG WORLD” idk the last time I saw dick riding quite like this

6 hours of supervised visitation is GENEROUS

Would u rather braid grass or be faced with a terrible parent’s mortality

The vibes r so Cranes in the Sky today

Oh I gagged lmfaooooo

Hate when my mouth can’t keep up w the amount of words I need to say

Before I moved to NYC the only time I heard white ppl speaking different languages was at IKEA

Ur BBL didn’t forget me

the way megvoodoo been working this week his bbl bout to explode within 48 hours

Imma try this

U don’t know the joys found in these relationships

Cryinggg imagining breaking up and explaining this to the next person

Hmmm I think I will overshare today

Peppa doesn’t give eldest daughter

Don’t EVER ask me a question while I’m on lunch

I’d be so mad if I was subjected to a cast full of white ppl to be paired with

My youngest sister called me last night asking if I had cashapp bc she wanted to order food. It’s begun…