Ban the shootout.

Bob even scored on himself and still managed to win. Dumb luck is fine.

Y'all mad at a team that hasn't played yet this season. 🙄

#TimeToHunt #GoBolts rivalry

I would like you all to meet the man, the myth, the legend... The biggest retard on the internet.

"You never wanna see that" *immediately shows slo-mo replay*

And I thought Bolts fans were saying that WE were the ones coping after that game. 😂

Let's travel through the mind of another brilliant Tampa fan... 😂

sdpn I'm gonna ride a jet ski around on the tears of 31 other fanbases when Florida wins the draft lottery.

I don't live in South Florida at all, and I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on to buy your hot pockets, kiddo.

I used to watch all the Superbowls. It's been years since I watched one. Seeing everyone shitting on each other over the halftime show from this perspective is kinda fun. Y'all are so hateful about it. 😂

Lil Lil

This should be our new goal song. 😂😂😂

😍

I'm considered to be in-market for the Marlins. If I buy this shit, will I be blacked out? This is very confusing.

Wait, he likes girls?? I genuinely did not know that.

Please and thank you.

Can't even watch the goddamn Olympics without paying for yet another fucking streaming service. This is what's wrong with America.