I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.

Ironic that what you want and need can be right in front of you, but your need to self protect doesn't allow you to see it.

Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped.

Don't feel alone in this guys, we have to pee with a hard on too. Except for us, it's after you've left us unsatisfied.

The danger is I'm dangerous.

Thanks to His Breakup Texts, All of Derryk’s Ex-Girlfriends Have Nice Lives: reductr.es/1KhQ0uN

Such a disappointment when you defend someone for so long thinking they are different and they turn out to be just like what everyone said.

It may feel like rejection but it's not about you. Know the difference.

Now that's having good manners x.com/deurb1/status/…