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Lakini tena heri bibi mlevi kuliko mwenye ako active Twitter.

Young fathers wanaambiwa waende kitchen kuangalia kama mchele imekauka maji kabla bibi amalize videocall with her bff

Chokoraa na keg Twitter wakiboeka 5 aside walikuwa wanashindana kupepeta ball time organizers wanasikiza edm kama wamefungua milango ya magari.

Ukijua hutagawiwa mahari ya sister yako unangoja usiku time uji imewekwa kwa mitungi unadip kijiko iko na mate ndani.

Ukioa a career woman, especially HR, jioni atakuwa akibeba mandazi aliiba kwa ofisi mnaikula kama supper na soda yenye imekuwa kwa fridge.

Huwa mnakumbuka morals time Betty anaenjoy high end life na huwa mnagawa sababu ya pombe ama samaki

Niliwai jaribu io kitu mnaita threesome na huko kwa college. Shimo ya kwanza niligwara na fire strokes machines ikakataa kuamka for shimo ya pili. Walinyonya machine wakibadilishana na ilizima ilikataa kuamka kabisa 😂😂😂

Venye napenda kutulia kejani nikioa alafu nikosane na bibi yeye ndio atakuwa anaenda kukaa kwa bar anakuja kwa nyumba kama nimelala

Watu wa reggae husema positive vibes only alafu wanaibiana simu

Watu wako na bibi kwa nyumba wanatweet venye hawataoa na nyinyi mko tu hapo mkisema this is so me kama mafala

Unaweza enda private hospital sababu ya kuumwa na tumbo wakiona uko na insurance wakwambie unafaa surgery ndio waone ni wapi tumbo inauma.

Kot drama kama kuna mwanaume involved you already know who to expect lol

Mnakuja na madem wenu kwa den za wazee where we talk serious matters alafu madem wanaanza kuchangia upuzi,kazi yako inabaki kusema “Thats another way to look at it” juu hutaki kumuita ghasia

Men, Keep your wife, her pregnancy and your children away from the media. Date in private, Sex in private, Pregnancy in private, Parenting in private. Keep your family private. Don't be a wimp! #MasculinitySaturday

On 6 November 1986, Sir Alex Ferguson was appointed as manager of Manchester United Football Club.

Ey but I work hard man, yoh I hope all of this pays off one day

That was a great KO 🙆🏾‍♂️

Bachelors huwa tunapigilia duvet kwa sides za kitanda na misumari. Ukiamka unatoka kama document kwa bahasha.

Pale kwa bedsitter lazima uwe careful ukipea dame kigongi. Unaweza mgeuza kama pancake alafu aanguke kwa floor adungwe na kisu akufe.