Increasingly my stance on all social medias is that I love most of you but you don’t need to know all my shit and I definitely don’t need to know yours. Let’s keep the charm of mystery alive. Transparency is all well and good but no it isn’t, actually.

I petted an elderly beagle yesterday and I’m still thinking about him. 🧡

Try putting some tapenade on a piece of crusty bread and then maybe you’ll calm down.

I thought I wasn't a person who enjoyed watching reality TV...but then they invented 'Celebrities Dramatically Committing Emotional Crimes Against Each Other For Money While Cosplaying Agatha Christie Novels' and it turns out THAT is my niche. youtu.be/iwCCPWdNC9U?si…

Feels a bit odd to be starting fresh on a new social media app but anyway I’m on bluesky now! OtherPens handle remained unspoken for. :)

Whenever a Round Table vote is descending into horrific chaos for the Faithful, mute it and play ABBA's 'Mamma Mia' over the entire scene, instead. You're welcome. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitorsCanada #TheTraitorsNZ #TheTraitorsAU #TheTraitorsUncloaked

I actually feel really sad that The Body Shop is closing. I wasn't a regular customer, but an old friend is; and going there for some new little soaps/lotions was such a treat for her when she has a lot to struggle with in her life. It's going to leave an empty space, for her.

A quick #Bridgerton scene rewrite— Colin: “A novel? You’ve never been one for silly romances.” Mr. Henry Tilney:

Dear #Bridgerton Creators: Thank you for letting Polly Walker EAT ALL THOSE SCENES UP and EARN THE OFFER OF A DAMEHOOD, this season. 🫡

I’m just saying, I’m right. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈 #Bridgerton