“Bluebirds have a short life span. You two are literally killing me every moment I’m forced to spend with you.”

“Hey, Wirt, look! Wirt, he spit up that turtle, and now he’s my new best friend!”

“I do as he commands. The voice of the night, the beast of eternal darkness.”

“Hey. Sooooo...frog hunt?”

“I keep hearing ribbitting around town, and I think it’s the last frog of the season.”

“Well, then I went to go talk to Sara-I mean, like, really talk to her, you know? Put all my cards on the table, you know? And then Jason Funderberker comes out of nowhere and whisks her away!”

“So, what happened to the rocks?!”

“I’m the highway man.” “Uh ok, good to know.”

“Oh! I command you to...transform into a magical tiger.”

“Uh-oh looks like we’re in trouble.” “It’s ‘cause the President is nude!”

“So, um, you two are lost kids with no purpose in life, right?”

“I’m an egg.” “Yeah. Everybody knows you’re an egg, Rhondi.”

“So my theory is: hot dogs are not actually dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school.”

''The beast cannot be mollified like some farmer's pet!''

“No no no I’m just lost. See, we’re trying to get-” “I’m the highway man 0_0” “ok, good to know. Well, you see-” “I’m the highway man.”

“Holy moly. Hot dog!”

~ringing of the bell~

“I make ends meet just like any man. I work with my hands. If you cross my path, I’ll knock you out.”

“One cannot trade the souls of children as if they were tokens!”

The wind here is ready for winter. It seems to turn everything blue.