do u guys have a story in your head and when you're bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

When I say idgaf believe me plz

home is where u trust the toilet seat

kids don't care. they'll be like "why u so ugly?" then do a cartwheel

once you learn to not react out of emotion you won.

school is just an endless cycle of "i just need to make it through this week" every week

How do y’all dispose y’all cooking grease?? I b putting mine in the neighbors bushes 😂

i see no point in trippin anymore it is what it is

u never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising

having a blocked nose really makes u appreciate the finer things in life like breathing normally

I’d rather cut u off completely then limit the way I fw u

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is such a skill

do you ever look at childhood photos of yourself and feel emotional? like damn, that little kid had no idea what life had in store

no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared

Hacker : I have all your passwords Me : OMG thank you what are they

i suck at hiding gifts. an hour later i be like "u wanna see what i got u"

*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing. 😂