Do you want a blowjob? Yes. It's from a piranha. Then no. Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob. This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril. Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.

More rib cracking defence from #Baabaas. Don't actually have defence coach so not sure how this has happened #rugby #BARvIRE #rugbyunited

"example: pic.x.com/5FvVlyDDXF" I want this in and around my mouth

"@RugbyBanterPag3: The All Blacks' World Cup squad is a *bit* good, isn't it? pic.x.com/ulzZjIOdfK" ridiculous squad!

"Sporf Media Requests: WOW: The Emirates Stadium pitch looking immaculate ahead of the 2015/16 season. pic.x.com/nK2KI2C0Ep" beeeeautiful!

"Kevin Nash: RIP to Roddy Piper. Prayers to his family and loved ones." Gutted, another hero gone! RIP Roddy.

Gotta love how scruffy the legend that is Ian Wright has rocked up for the coverage!!

Soo soo happy the #rugbyworldcup is on ITV and we won't have to listen to Stuart Barnes! #terrible #negative #bellend

Got a lot of love for Thomas Francis in the red shirt #solid #IREvWAL #tighthead

Cuthbert has been diabolical.. hope he doesn't get a WC game with this form #WALvITA

Someone send Rhys Webb to Fiji to see a witchdoctor asap!! Fix him up in time for the world cup, Naholo style..

Gotta love an underdog! Especially when the win means that much to them #Georgia #RugbyWorldCup

#RSAvJPN #RugbyWorldCup You couldn't write this...

BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea striker Diego Costa suspended for three matches after being found guilty of violent conduct by the FA #SSNHQ

Walcotttttttttt #ARSMCI

Ringing in the new year with my good friend #jimbeam #Liverpool

Shocking penalty decision there! #THFCvLCFC

Get in! Denver Broncos are heading to the Superbowl #GoBroncos

When you ask The RAC to help fix your car but they don't turn up so you have to get your gf to drive 30 miles to get you..#shockingservice #rac #wtfamipayingfor?

It's quarter to midnight, 6 hours after I called #theRAC and I've just got home after my gf drove 30 miles to pick me up #RAC you're a disgrace! #shitservice