Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

"Nehru neglected Semi Conductor factories" - Modi. Nehru died in 1964, while the 1st semiconductor factory in the world, opened in USA in 1968." Modi lies through his teeth because no one can question him. What a PM whose entire conduct is based on lies.

Brainwashed women are more dangerous than misogynist men, because they think patriarchy is sanskaar.

Polling booth cctv footage?

school was soo funny like wdym kal school me oral hai

rains in any Indian city are good only if you’re WFH and your only commute is to the fridge

type shi I be on

Met an engineer who wrote "not from IIT or IIM" in resume so it would pass the resume filter

Slash prices. Kill the competition. Monopolize the market. Form a duopoly. End affordable plans. Crony capitalism’s greatest magic trick.

Boss: why r u late??? Me: ure not gonna believe this

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

gym culture is kinda transgender everyone has body dysmorphia, takes hormone shots, develops an eating disorder, and hyperfixates on pseudoscience studies

I'm getting to the age where I don't like when y'all make fun of people who are just being themselves & minding their own business. That's real ugly to me.

Open Letter to Narendra Modi Ashwini Vaishnaw We respect the #OnlineGamingBill2025 intent, but a blanket ban on fantasy kills jobs, drives play underground & erases a community. It may not change the outcome, but our voices must be heard. #SaveFantasyCricket #SkillNotSin

Wearing the Indian jersey, singing the anthem, and trying my best each time I stepped on the field - it’s impossible to put into words what it truly meant. But as they say, all good things must come to an end, and with immense gratitude I have decided to retire from all forms of

being in your 20s and nervous for the first day of classes

That divorce album is gonna be insufferable