As a human being*

This is the Saturdayest Wednesday ever.

I'm actually not fighting any demon, I just need Money, lots and lots of Money, that's all tbvh

Biggest LOL

wtf is this demonic sun

I’m addicted to watching seafood boil mukbangs

As a Fat kid in a Nigerian home, You can reply “I don’t know” to something unrelated and someone will reply “but if it’s chicken and chips, you’ll know”

Foodcourt has ruined my day

I need it to be Friday asap

Not fast enough. I need it to be the last weekend of April

i love being called baby so bad

Happy for you but it should’ve been me🥹😒

'You don't look like you can cook'

Make I hang onions for neck??

It’s Tuesday but this week feels like it’s been a lot. 😭😭😭💔

Fgs😂😭😭

me: lmao i saw it on twitter

them: what’s your twitter

me: i don’t have twitter

relationships are actually fun when your not dating a lying whore

I’m either wearing it, or i ate it 😭

Not only will I walk with you
I will stand with you between the heavens and the earth. I will tell you where you are 😭❤️