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Them: You smoke, you can never amount to anything...You’re throwing your life away. Me: I work out, take my vitamins, an engineering graduate , run my own business and I mind my business. Them: I didn’t say you can’t do anything with your life, I’m just saying.... okoto meow!

Omo I’m at a place in my life right now that I don’t need narcotics (weed and shit) to be high or happy. Alhamdulillah to that cos I used to pray for times like this, I’m not where I want to be yet but at least I’m no longer the suicidal girl of 2017 🙏🏽😭. Alhamdulillah x10000

Reverse cow girl is the leading cause of penile fracture sha just so you know 🌚

One time 🌚 I looked at someone like this and he stopped mid stroke and said … 😂 Lade I’m doing my best I don’t have any more penis to give your”

It’s like we’re back to heat.

There’s this thing becoming common in Lagos state, 2 friends will buy a land and share it half…. You may think I’m thinking negative but these things mostly don’t end well after their deaths cos one greedy child will try to claim the land of the other eventually… It is well o!

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People love you when you’re convenient, when you’re useful and when you benefit them. But the moment you ask for depth, effort, or sacrifice, they vanish. Loyalty demands responsibility that most people avoid.

My parent’s tenants from hell finally moved out today after 28 years of not paying rent, what God cannot do does not exist…. I’m the happiest right now because majority of my friends don’t know my house due to the damage these debtors did to my father’s house. God I’m so happy😭

This tweet gangan is why when people say they don’t want sososo in their house I don’t judge, these people were my parents tenant from before they had their first child who is my age mate till now in 2025! They were the most horrible yet boldest humans I’ve ever met in my life!!

The way the youths are betraying na to go ask my uncle for official appointment. Be like my integrity no go bring any money!

Na this guy betray me pass, him and Gloria na God go punish them for me!

I don leave una for trenches! Me sef wan buy house for banana island !!!!

Fuck too sweet for all of una to abstain from but woman must keep virginity. All of us go fok this fok. Una papa.

The men Dey cry pass women , you people should come and tell me women are emotional again , let me konk you

A first-class degree in Chemistry. A Dean’s Roll of Honour student. A researcher. A public health scholar. A certified sex educator. Who else should be a feminist if not me? 🙂‍↔️

Cuteeee patootee 🥹🥹❤️

I hate how people are mocking that Debby lady and her family on TikTok… Most times we are blinded by our access, privilege and grace so it’s hard to be compassionate towards the lesser so I think I agree when people say the average Nigerian is classist !!!!!

Why can’t I call out an obvious NGO scam Elon Musk ?????