"Fruity Pebbles in chocolate milk. Again? You know I went to The Culinary Institute of--okay, fine. I'm on it." - The White House Chef

#pencesfly #Beelzebub #pence

You know things are bad when Deadwood has better healthcare than we do. instagram.com/p/CGybK60JF5W/…

Get ready to know the names of a ton of white collar criminals that are going to get pardoned in the coming months.

My meme contribution: Inglorious Bernies instagram.com/p/CKWjwYzpAHQ/…

Some people are going to come out of the quarantine with The Next Great American Novel, I'm coming out with the knowledge that if you put your slippers in the dryer for 5 minutes they feel nice.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CNGDkrApzX_/…

Back at it with these boys. instagram.com/p/COarK3oJBmZ/…

Just posted a photo @ The Turk's Inn instagram.com/p/CUINwe-LtJe/…

Swipe Monster premieres today! vimeo.com/615217882

First 2 episodes of Swipe Monster are out! This first one guest stars Sam Vartholomeos. vimeo.com/591248413

Episode 2 of Swipe Monster has an adorable Barrett Wilbert Weed getting dark as fuck to Omar Shaukat. vimeo.com/592359927

I’m enjoying this web series by Oren Brimer. Watch the first two episodes right now!

Check out this really wonderful new series from Oren Brimer! It's really charming and sweet and cozy: vimeo.com/591248413

Swipe Monster Episodes 3 & 4 are out! Starring Barrett Wilbert Weed and Guest Starring Phoebe Bottoms RIP and @Ericuddy. See all the episodes at swipemonstershow.com.

11 Bagels is a Baker's Fuck You

At least we’re learning the Greek alphabet?

Brought a pie to a chili cook off but still got a ribbon. I'll take it.

I just liked “SUNBOY's Anti-Hustle Coconut Club” on #Vimeo: vimeo.com/sunboy/ahcc