Pirate: diseased outlaw on the run on ship filled with stinky & sunburnt dudes so horny they think manatees were hot mermaids Samurai: Cop for landlord who has to follow strict rules or kill themselves Cowboy: chills out with animals, enjoys nature, maybe get into a gunfight

At Mexican restaurant: Hey is this red sauce spicy? Server: Not really 5 mins later:

Oh ok! When Beyoncé does it she’s a diva but when I do this on the subway pole I get jumped

This is funny because Luke actually does use his privilege to defeat the Empire on the sequels. He’s technically a nepo baby that gets invited to work at his dad’s company and when he rejects the position his dad bails him out.

Venous Snake

Please for the love of god bring her back with her costume

Doctor: We found the tumor but your insurance doesn’t cover us removing it. Me: okay but what does it cover? Doctor:

Really bad take. Yes Seth Rogan has been in terrible projects but he has helped produced: TMNT Mutant Mayhem Invincible The Boys (producer from the beginning) The studio Which have all been good to great

I like how they are both locked in

Lips?

Our president is doing a Michael Scott bit lmao

Find you someone who looks at you like this

Listen they need to just be consistent. I’m already used to the 30 min trailer window and plan my arrival around that. If they switch it, I hope it’s the same for all showings and they let audiences know when the movie actually starts

It’s great Silver Surfer redeemed herself at the end but this was fucked up. Was the plan to basically rip the baby out the womb with her hand? Susan was so right to say “kill that bitch Johnny” lol

No disrespect but everyone who sees poop smears are self reporting that they have something wrong going on with their ass

This is what I hear when someone is explaining board game rules to me

Fuck off

We millennial emos were robbed! ROBBED!

Looks like the best time to go back to basics and stop trying to top the previous entry. Perhaps go back to a simple street racing plot?