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OregonLawGuy

@oregonlawguy

Baltimore guy now in the PNW. Raising kids that will change the world (maybe even for the better). Continuously setting retirement goals.

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Piano teacher: You’re nailing that piece by Bach. Should we do another Bach piece? 8 year old: Nah, can we do the Simpson’s theme?

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OC: Do you intend to respond to my email of January 15, 2025? Me: Upon receipt of your response to my email from 12/4/24. Moral of the story: Fuck off.

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Hey America, if you wanted to vote for something orange that actually lowered food prices you should have voted for the Orioles.

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Trying to convince 8 year old she can do my job. Explained that she just needs to click reply and type “no” then hit send.

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About to have a call about a dispute over a cat. If I make it through this without cracking up or saying something completely inappropriate I deserve a prize.

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Them: Amend your med mal complaint to make it more definite and certain. Me: No. Them: The judge said to. Me: No he didn't. Them: This will cause wasteful motions practice. Me: You get paid hourly.