bisexual obsessed with ireland

what even is the point ?!

(girl who has advil): i have advil if you need it btw

sometimes you just need to day drink with a gbf and you realize everything will be okay

can we make tights without the shorts that do nothing ? like ass crack is still visible so what is the point

"Get a job" nope too busy being gay

maybe they’re staying in the pineapple suite as friends…

things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate

i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

i HATE desk chairs that recline with you when you lean back!!!! now my heartrate is up and people are laughing because i jumped ... i jumped because i trusted what i felt and i felt like i was suddenly careening backward toward the ground.,.. I needed you to be my ROCK...........

wish i was still a teacher in this moment in history… i would have indoctrinated the 11 year olds for sure

everyone adds me to their close friends story because I have Trustworthy eyes

i’ve been sat on 3 time on the tube

every time i decide to reciprocate a crush

I love talking to europeans about super american things like olive garden or greek life or daytona bike week and watching their brains explode

engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush)

just in case zero to hero from hercules comes on