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Me: She is a little antigoglin, I wouldn't trust her. Half the millennials and all of the gen Z: Huh?

Has anyone ever had a drum solo go on this long with out it becoming a full duet.

Maybe it was the friends we made along the way. "AAAhhhhhrghra" Well said Bigfoot, well said.

Good morning all, it's perpetual Tuesday, grab a taco and enjoy time slowing to a crawl. Remember liberal bigfoot can't hurt you, have a great day everyone.

I asked X to draw my account as a City. What do you think?

Ever wonder how this dude would feel if this happened. "Congrats for coming up with the idea, want to go see the mass graves, why are you crying?"

Good morning all. My daughter asked me last night what my plans were when I was her age, I told her to die young, she asked what happened, I told her I failed miserably. Happy Wednesday everyone.

It's kind of a blah day, it's one of those days that turns a mood ring beige, days like this are why I always dated crazy. Just remember there is a difference between light crazy, and evil crazy. Light crazy adds spice to your life. Evil crazy, you should palm a blade to bed.

Youngest's boyfriend: "Am I intimidating you?" Me: "No" YB: "You should be scared I'm... (I bang wood scrap on table) What the fuck man!" ME: "Your look like twelve to me, and you were eyeing a horse earlier like it was a Pitbull, she says you're sweet lean into that ok killer."

Why I'm single. ME: What do you want to eat. Ex: I don't know what, sounds good. Me pizza. Ex: no I'm not feeling pizza, what else. ME: I'm going to get pizza. What do you want. Ex: no I don't want you to make two trips. ME: (Serious voice) No, I'm making two trips, I've

Good morning all, you want to know something, I have actually made human connections on the internet before. You know what those people had in common. No DMs asking me where I'm located, what my name was, or if I want to join the illuminati or pay for sex. I know right.

That's going to be a big negative ghost rider, unless something drastic happens to human evolution it will not stop.

🎶I took her home to my place Watchin' every move on her face She said, "Look, what's your game, baby? Are you tryin' to put me in shame?" I said, "Slow, don't go so fast Don't you think that love can last?" She said, "Love, Lord above Now you're tryin' to trick me in love"🎵

I am just not here today, anyone else just completely off their game lately. I feel like it's something in the air.

Been feeling a little off for the last couple days, love bots telling me my AI created photo is very handsome. I think I also own some people tacos according to a few posts.

Anyone that tells you taking knives or guns away from people is the answer forgot that this was built in a dudes garage in his spare time.

Would someone please pick up their middle-aged wine aunt, she is making a scene.

Well, mine are all grown and out of the house and I don't feel like I'm done being Dad yet, so if they are so miserable send them to me, I'll raise them. Happily so.