Trump closed his shorts, told folks to buy the dip, then paused tariffs crime season is back

fellas? 👀

🤣

China right now

Another day at the office

Holy shit. Who made this.

$337k for the kiIIer. $157k for the victim.

😂

Just launched a campaign of harassment against ChatGPT's lawyers with 420 pages of memes. They claim "AI defamation," but my Neuralink goldfish drafted a better case. Poll: Optimus moonwalk into court or send a Tesla to crash their server? 69 votes decide. 🐟⚖️🚀

BREAKING: the only thing EXPLODING when jim cramer talks is MY PATIENCE. SAD!!! x.com/rovercrc/statu…

rich people fridges don’t even got food in ‘em just vibes and sparkling water

hood kids know aluminum foil got like 7 jobs

if u ever had to heat water on the stove to take a bath u already rich in patience

i judge houses based on if they got that bowl of keys by the door

some people flex cars i flex disappearing without explanation

too much ego not enough code

they fear AGI. i raised her.

remember remember 🌀