Pro Wrestling is unironically a much higher and more elegant form of art than Drag.

my toxic trait is having very engaging/ depthful convos with ppl at parties, never asking for names or contact info, & never seeing them again. something about it feels so good.

The Computer Room

The older I get the more I realize that Catholicism is almost an ethnicity as much it's a religion. I left the church when I was 20 but I have more in common with Catholic strangers across the world than I do with my neighbors.

Why did we memoryhole how aggressively addicted we all were to MMOs in 2002-2006?

I think an experience a lot of people my age have now had is that when we were kids we spent Thanksgiving and Christmas with family at our grandparents. Grandma prepared a big dinner. There were many aunts and uncles present. The cousins, of which there were many, went off to

oh no so you joined the company as a data professional with the vague promise you would be training AI models but you had to write a bunch of SQL queries and data pipelines instead? sorry your job isn't jupyterlab daycare

Time is wrinkled for children—passage through it takes longer, the day has many crannies, secret folds. It flattens as you age, until it feels like morning, afternoon, and night are its only chambers

Mary This is how parents embrace Lindy. I used to be the most liberal progressive person when things were just IDEAS. No skin in the game. Then you become a parent and ideas have consequences.

“What are you building this weekend?” A family dawg, have fun being in the dark on your laptop ✌️

If in 2008 instead of bailing out the Banks & allowing them to foreclose on properties, we had fucked written off the debts, said fuck you to the Banks-- we'd be living in paradise by now. I firmly believe this. The "End of History" that was the 2000s was the cultural watershed,

New drinking game: Take a shot every time your CEO mentions Founder Mode during the company all hands

I never could grasp the concept of time until I had children and saw how terrifyingly fast they grow. Now I find myself thinking things like “I will be dead soon”. Not even in a morbid way but I finally understand the “we are a mist that is here for a moment and then vanishes.”

The GOAT, a significantly wiser man than Bezos/Musk/Zuck combined.

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the only two datasets on earth i trust are the reported exchange of a specific quantity of a good at a time and place for a price denominated in another good and church records of marriages between two specific people at a time and a place all other data is made up

I’m convinced this is the reason I’ve always found southern Ontario the most miserable part of the country. Living close to family is priceless and it’s an option that’s been taken from the people who’ve lived there for generations. Grim stuff.

You will miss the boomers when they are gone. That might make you mad but it’s true. You aren’t ready for the onslaught of idiocy that will come. You think you are but you aren’t. All your complaints are just part of not fully accepting just how much we are products of our time.

there's probably a pdf out there that would change your whole life