The recent body paint fursona trend is so fucking cool. Please continue to post pictures on this site for my enjoyment :3

Happens more than you’d think

I love balsamic vinegar

That’s DOGTOR Professor Calix to you :3

Hard breads/crackers are simultaneously delicious but also the bane of my existence because they destroy the roof of my mouth :(

Happy birthday to the one dog that makes my tail wag the most. I am so proud of you and everything you’ve accomplished this year! Buying your first new car, graduating vet school, and very soon, starting your first big boy job. Keep kicking ass babe, I love you. Happy 26th 💛

Goodbye Boston. Hello Cabo 🇲🇽

Happy birthday dad :3 🐶❤️🐶 BL⚡️TZ

Who wants to help me celebrate #InternationalDayOfLatex ✨

Permission to punch my coworker in the face for chewing with his mouth open…

All cleaned up and ready for summer 🧼

Providence pride this weekend^^

Why do they bother selling regular tomatoes when heirlooms are just superior in every way? Like why even produce the tasteless red orbs in the first place?

The American medical system is insane. What do you mean the next available appointment is August 2026??????

Imagined like a twisted, fucked up version of Calix haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality 😈

This happy pup is heading home! 💥🦴

A briefcase is a case to hold your briefs - like when you’re a lawyer…