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@AndrastesTits I'm not though.

No, YOU'RE crying into a bottle of wine because YOU'RE irrelevant.

Coming out of hiding for #N7Day. You understand how dangerous this is for me and why I won't be smiling much, of course.

...to explore Andromeda and all its secrets. #N7Day

I was born this way. x.com/tooenthused/st…

If you count drinking until she's tolerable as "celebrating", yeah. x.com/hellaWilliam/s…

They were still streaming Bob Ross in 2087, by the way

My heel is going to kiss your arsehole soon x.com/JackTheBiotic/…

Happy #N7Day you fucks. Apparently I'm not allowed to be in the new game but JUST LET THEM TRY AND STOP ME

Yes, thank you, loyal subjects. What illusions of grandeur? x.com/NiamhLawrence/…

Sorry. Prior engagements. x.com/BioWareProblem…

"Prior engagements" involved stuffing myself with Yorkshire puddings and prosecco, then being unable to get out of my catsuit.

I'm having a food baby, here. I'm going to name it Ashley.

@BeyondSubject0 I hope you flushed her good so she never has to spend any more of her miserable life with you

@BeyondSubject0 You'll be flushed when I'm done with you... And not in a sexy way.

Fight me irl. x.com/BeyondSubject0…

You come here. I'm too full of food x.com/BeyondSubject0…

I'll punch myself in the mouth, gently, with this key lime pie. x.com/BeyondSubject0…

It's called having tits, hon. x.com/BeyondSubject0…

Better than a flat butt x.com/BeyondSubject0…