just solo'd a level 5 anti-aircraft mission with 0 deaths. ballistic shield confirmed for democratic as hell

CIA Agent: *cocks gun* 'One last time, you son of a bitch. What's the name of the edutanment game to learn how to use a keyboard?'

me: *sobbing* 'M-meepus Beepus Teepus Teeping'

KILL. TWO. BILLION. TERMINIDS.

Blackthorne: I am simply asking Toranaga-sama to gank top. It's been 10 minutes, and my lane has been pushed in the whole time. I've been ass-to-turret, burning my Flash just to stay alive up here against this blasted Teemo.

Mariko: The Anjin is happy to be playing on a team.

Oh hey, Erika Chappell - Professional Simpsonsologist more 'well, gee, there's your problem'

Someone get Erika Chappell - Professional Simpsonsologist I bet she’s freaking the fuck out rn

the warhammer community, where you create armies of dolls based on fanfic lore and then paint them by following makeup tutorials, is a very conceptually funny place to exclude women from.

Balance of Terror is genuinely my favorite Star Trek episode.

Not, like...of TOS? But like...of all...Star Trek?

Every
Time

“women don’t go through puberty, men do” is my new favourite dumb transphobic statement, holy shit. absolutely mega-brained

a fun and good problem to have is when you have multiple really interesting systems designed for doing a thing you want your game to do, which all have their own advantages & disadvantages, and you have to pick between them