oh man I sure do wonder what date of the Georgian year it is! My humble phone calendar:

Hitler wasn't even top 5 hitlers oat I'm ngl

I speak for everyone when I say pissing after holding it for too long feels better than sex

I hear "MT this, MT that" a lot when it's literally the EXACT same 3 retards over and over again. Wasn't this imbecile "exposed" at least 2 different occasions over the past year. Why do people still follow him? And then you complain abt "MT being horrible" NIGGA you are horrible

How do I explain to my mother that the facebook video she shared of an ancient lost civilisation in the north pole is AI generated

is this aura?

This is the infamous "rage bait" meme, but something is unclear to me. Is this supposed to depict the wise monkey not falling for the rage bait of the tiger or is the devious monkey rage baiting the emotional tiger then smiling in his face?

The lion is filled with love and joy

What did you think and feel on 9-11? Jolani: Anyone living in the Islamic or Arab world who tells you he wasn’t happy is lying.

This is where I'm at in life rn ❤️

like WHAT IS THIS BROOOO 😭😭

The reason why I haven't tweeted something smart in 2 days is because I haven't showered in 2 days

I don't care about you why is this on my timeline I hope this guy never finds love

Playing E33 and man, they literally stole the watcher from slay the spire, it's a full on-copy paste didn't even try to hide it 💔

Uni is conjuring a lightning sphere. Very powerful. Very smart.

nvm

and dc fans still powerscale uni with the flash lmao it's not even close

british insults are so amusing, just saw someone say "your head's a block of cheese mate" 😹

ich goone du goonst er/sie/es goont wir goonen ihr goont Sie/sie goonen

shopping is so cool it's very similar to like video games when you go to a shop and buy new items and stuff