Excuses are guarded lies.

The ONLY objects that should touch a man's ass is toilet paper. No excuses.

The palms in Las Vegas added an uno table ? 😭😭😭

I’m spontaneous but I HATE last minute ‘surprises’

Work husbands be like 🤣🤣

Nap time 🌊

Jim jones…. Hang it up, unc.

I’m too old for uncertainty

Las Vegas is adding the card game UNO to their tables 👀 Reverse card for the 💵🤔 via (Las Vegas Review-Journal)

He had me in the first half 😭

What did the moon do to y’all?

Oh lordt hammercy.

Advice got Today: When you bet on yourself you teach the world how to value you.

Good morning niggas .. the world is yours

Every Monday morning, the lawn mowers don’t ever fail. 😒

I somehow find…. You and I…. Collide.

Pants from Uniqlo fit me so well. Finally

I haven’t watched Love Island since the first 6 episodes but Amaya was destined to win. Nic and Olandeia was fake. She was just holding on to anything to stay in the villa. And Huda needs anger management. Bye

Whoever is listening to them Beyonce exclusives, slide it over

Why didn’t I sign up for Kings Court? I got a lil crush on Boozer