We’re in the bad place

hope you’re enjoying Bluesky you fucking nerds

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now

NOT NOW

Karoline Leavitt practicing saying “boys will be boys” with a convincing chuckle in front of her mirror for 3 hours tonight

big day for guys who keep asking Grok if this is true

MOMMY AND DADDY PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!!!!

So, the family dinner went bad

Are Trumper Tesla owners going to light their cars on fire now or will they wait for them to do it all on their own?

These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.

Elon reasserting his firm handhold on 'most divorced man' trophy today

What do you mean you don’t love each other anymore

Threatening to withdraw government contracts as leverage in a personal dispute has to be impeachable.

learning about due process in real time

That any of us have to care about the messy breakup of these two massive narcissists — and that they both individually wield such massive power — is an indictment of our political system and further proves the poisonous influence of Big Money on our democracy.

why did they both stop posting. get back to it boys

Me: "Someday you'll understand what the concept of ennui is." 11 year old son: "Isn't that just boredom?" Me: "Oh- well, carry on then..."

Started/Going….The Foreign Minister of Poland has been waiting for this day 🤣

ZOOM IN FOR HELMET NACHOS

Please forgive the late reply to your email, I was locked in on the Trump/Musk feud