My humble farmers market haul

Being sad and lonely ages you faster than smoking does

Diagnosis: irritated from moving furniture Prescription: one cup of salted orange juice Outcome: irritation resolved

Someone needs to fix Google AI…

Good morning, have an espresso. Take a leisurely drive through the countryside. Have another espresso.

Lazy Sunday

Eating fatty meat is a cheat code for looksmaxxing Chewing tough meat is a high-intensity concentric exercise for the facial muscles The collagen obtained from the fat improves skin quality Don’t skimp on your steaks

Someone’s writing style reveals a lot about them All lowercase, excessive emojis, no punctuation It is truly the physiognomy of the internet

Hypothyroidism: The Unsuspected Illness

The classic flu remedy of drinking sprite/ginger ale isn’t just a grandmother’s tale, it’s backed by science When we have a bug, our immune system is forced to use extra oxygen This causes a deficit of CO2 Carbonated beverages deliver CO2 to the blood, restoring the blood pH

You’re drinking pinot with Saladino, while I’m drinking soda with Broda

My boss said I need to stop taking “six-hour lunches”

Sun-kissed cheeks are deemed attractive because they resemble the blood-rushed cheeks of a passionate lover

Use progesterone as chapstick if you want to become a femboy

I downloaded TikTok for the sole purpose of following Ms. Milk Molester here

Does he know?

2pm double espresso I love my life