Please take this as a completely serious warning.
If the Supreme Court of the United States gives Trump the immunity he is seeking,
America has ended.
Even when Trump loses in November, the executive office will be distorted beyond recognition.
De facto ,actually de jure,

Fox News: Immediately starting this week we at Fox News have decided to renew our efforts on focusing on the border. Here is a photo of a caravan of gang members illegally entering the U.S.

If you wrote a novel or screenplay 10 years ago in which a candidate for president allegedly had affairs with a Playboy model and a porn actress, then worked with a supermarket tabloid to cover it up, THEN got elected…well, no one would believe that plot.

vanya on the Tweetanic 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 🍀🍂 Chuck “Parody” Groundhog *Asteroid has entered the chat

Tennessee Williams in the kitchen of his Key West home in 1973.
He was making an Italian Cuisine lunch for James Herlihy (author of Midnight Cowboy) and several of his friends including myself.

Chuck “Parody” Groundhog Romulans, the Dominion, and NASCAR fans

Chuck “Parody” Groundhog Martians and Venusians, for sure.

Jake Tapper to reporter: You were in the courtroom. What can you tell us about Mr Pecker's demeanor?
(missed opportunity of the decade)
Reporter: Well Jake, he seemed kinda stiff
(I'll show myself out)

Just In: Centuries-old bottles of cherries unearthed at George Washington’s home. You can find them at Dickies Discount Food for $1.75 a pound.

Can't believe Biden made Earth Day on Passover.

On this Earth Day, make sure you do something to honor this precious planet of ours. Maybe just roll in a pile of leaves like me and the mom lady. 💚🍃🌿🌱

Chuck “Parody” Groundhog Pecker: Actually, Mr. Prosecutor, in this case I'm not the real Pecker.

Interesting decisions abt trial coverage: CNN is all A team; running text from inside courtroom — v smart move. MSNBC has regular hosts, similar text but more summary-like. Fox News? Nothing to see here. Columbia U protests, Israel-Iran. No live trial coverage. Anyone surprised?

My one great egret

Melanie Trump’s necklace that she’s selling for $245 reminds me of of the style of jewelry sold in the back of old comic books for under $3.

Some on this platform are wondering why they’re being trolled by extremist groups.

Well, I just noticed that someone I followed because of benign Noir Alley posts, today has extreme anti-Earth Day posts.

I mean, what normal being would be anti-Earth Day?

I could skip the horseradish.

Local.

Some of these old regional/dinner theater ads are pretty weird.

For example: Phyllis Diller as Sally Bowles in Cabaret.

Buddy Hackett in Death of a Salesman.

Thinking of the time Trump refused to attend a memorial service in France honoring WWI dead because it was raining & he didn’t want to get wet.