Met this girl who said fäg, retard, and gay within the first 15 seconds of meeting and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her

my ye is different to your ye

Plenty things wey niggas dy do me, I gats look mirror check if they write mumu for my face 😂😂

fools vent their anger, but the wise quietly hold it back

Having a blocked nose might be number 1

😍😍😍😍😍grail

People be holding on to summer 16 for dear life it’s been 8 years let it go you fat now

see shina peller the way i got da babes feeling nice
step in da club she said jesus christ

Metro shut yo hoe ass up and make some drums nigguh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I handpicked everyone on my Twitter…you’re either hot, funny or mentally ill

if you weren’t there i feel very sorry for you

backshots were so good had to save some for later

dawg no way…

if Zidane eventually ends up as United’s manager, i promise you in 6 months you will forget he ever did the 3peat

50% of the Uni experience is just you walking
the other 50% is you being confused, printing stuff and chasing assignment deadlines

i carry sarcasm around like house keys. be careful what you ask me

TAKE MY MONEY

whatever you do today, make sure you’re not the fat guy from the mart

falling, if they send u, wetin you smoke