ITS THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES! FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE EVENTS TRYING TO GET OUT OF BED ARE YOU SICK OR JUST KINDA TIRED? LUGE GETTING NOTHING DONE BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS AND REPEATEDLY SAYING "OH THATS JUST THE HOLIDAYS" EVEN THOUGH ITS ABSOLUTELY YOUR FAULT

"My instrument isn't all that interesting---" "Flowers. Cover the whole fucking thing in flowers." "I can't really hold on to all of them--" "Use your mouth. MOAR FLOWERS." (Antti Paalanen)

when you visit your friends house and their 8 year old talks to you while you wait for dinner

Well, rewatching Lord of the Rings this year was... different. Consider BILBO: just wants to finish his damn book; “butter spread over too much bread”; ages dramatically

I'm not saying that having an entire can of black olives all to yourself is the BEST perk of adulthood, but it's not that far down the list.

Can confirm this is useful. Also good for sending secret messages.

My Grandma Bernie passed on last night. She had COVID. I will almost certainly not be able to travel to attend her memorial or to be with my family. This disease is cruel.

please go to therapy even if you do like whales

She's got a point.

Who wore it better? #AirPodsMax

Find Effin’ Birds stuff being sold on a site where it shouldn’t be? Let me know. I’ll send you a totally free sticker in the mail and a big discount on Effin’ Birds gear as a reward, provided we get the site taken down.

Housing is mental health Housing is mental health Housing is mental health Housing is mental health Evictions are traumatic!. Being homeless is traumatic!. This intensified during covid-19 where people fear for their lives

I'm not sure grandma is wrong...

NEW WHALE JUST BREACHED!!

Your packaging could use some work, Ulta Beauty

This is going to be incredible– a dark puppetry Christmas event performed live. If you've never seen something by Manual Cinema, welcome to the experience! youtube.com/watch?v=KjumBN… Tickets: mixily.com/run/4667430828… Manual Cinema

East and West make no fucking sense on a round globe. I will die on this hill.

Please tell on anyone who was there that you recognize and know. Be a snitch today. tips.fbi.gov/digitalmedia/a…

Luna appreciating some quality Baer (B SUPREME) content.