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fucks sake

a tampon for a king and a happy meal toy for a prime minister, it’s the absolute gutter here

been saying for years katy needs to start acting, she’s playing a doll and she’s committed!

good afternoon to anyone who heard the new rihanna song exactly one week ago

let’s fuckin go girls!!!!!!!! 🤠

rih-defining

the world has had smart phones for what, 15 years now? if you haven’t learned how to look at your screen and walk down the street in a straight line at this point it’s bc your gene pool is weak

was taking a break until next year but idk if there’ll be anything to come back to? 🥺 where we meeting next?

gotta hand it to elon musk tbh, he is always gonna be remembered for being the biggest cringe the world has ever seen, living every moment in service of impotence! all that net worth, and not one impressive bone in his body - truly remarkable

nah, it has a bad rep but when you get it right there’s really nothing like this app, i hope you’re all still here in 2023 ✌🏾

using blue tick perks for the last time before i lose it to ask Avril Lavigne to put smile on the setlist for the uk shows, it’s been a 3 year wait pls we deserve 😭🙏🏾

anyway i miss it here but i’m allergic to the atmosphere now that it stinks of that weird little loser and his inverted reptile blink, i’ll be back to celebrate the hero who figures out how to make his car self drive off a cliff x

breaking my twitter silence to inform you all that ticketek has syphilis x

yes i too saw the end of that beyonce advert

blue ivy’s mum just made me open twitter even tho i don’t go here anymore, now where tf is it

everyone who liked this tweet is on my list