we're all just rolling rocks up a hill

oh mama

dystopia is rad

Have you made Shinzo Abe proud of you today?

staring into the depths of my emails from the last two weeks trying to fill out my time card with something believable, relevant, relatable, and possibly even accurate

gonna have to rebrand or switch back to big dairy tweets

when i was growing up mom would give our chickens cherry tomatoes, as a treat, and always a fast chicken would nab a tomato and start running around with it and all of the other chickens would chase that first chicken, totally abandoning the rest of the cherry tomatoes

badly constructed email signatures are my arch nemesis

twitter groupchats are quite the spectacle. i need more and less of them in my life.

sleep is a necessary evil and i am awake way too early

it really sucks that tomorrow is Monday

every time i turn my phone flashlight on accidentally i ask someone if they need a lil light

should i get trashed on a sunday

switching from ipas to stouts for the summer

got this great action shot of the cat catching a mouse how was your day?

happy sunday everyone

shocked that the cat is sleeping through hours of me hanging drywall, absolute legend

why are you, a millennial with an engineering degree, walking around the office halls, on speaker phone

if you don't say "Howdy boys" every time you walk by the yard flamingos you're on the naughty list