The most upsetting part about the dems is that there's an entire political party dedicated to alienating about 80% of the entire country for existing and somehow Dems aren't producing voters at a 2:1 ratio

*confused german guy excited to listen to CharlieXCX’s new album* Eine album all about bratwurst? mein morgen couldn’t get any better! *41 minutes later* ich bin eine fruity bitch now

Went to look up Alzheimer’s symptoms and all the links were purple

I can’t believe American politicians are sitting there listening to this and don’t even flinch.

With elections being a topic again I can't help but remember 4 years ago, how awful and anxiety inducing covid made election day. Waiting four days for the result was crazy.

Fox calling Kamala Harris the original Kawk Tuah girl...I feel really bad for the woman in this room.

unironically suzie yeung delivers this line so perfectly it makes me giggle so hard every time

anyway

This man’s racism is so old he hates the Irish??!?!?! 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"

hey man can i bum a cigarette off you yeah sure ((( 🫀 ))) ⁉️ 𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚, 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕴 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖆𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖛𝖔𝖜 ⛓️/ 💥🃏 THE HANGED MAN - RANK 1 /⛓️

Kairos

kinda basic but “what was her problem” gets me every time

The amount of BRAT slander on my timeline is unacceptable

Sony with the PS5 Pro cost reveal:

just discovered a cinematic parallel that’s making me lose my fucking mind