cowboy says “howdy y’all 🌈🤠👍”

cute wife, cute life

if you see me wearing the 8mil orange nitrile gloves with enhanced texture, you know i mean business

E1 tries out the mattress at costco

i went shopping for heavenly hunks and they were all out of you

gm the alpaca family is going christmas tree hunting today 🎄

look at this absolute unit

"burrito taxi" would be a beautiful name for a taco truck

i have liked the tweet that was one of yours that didn't go viral forgive me it was so funny to me specifically and the heart button was calling my name

RandomSprint🧭 it's called "black friday" because while planning to slaughter the british on christmas day, president washington needed a large screen tv, so thomas paine famously gave him advice for how to score the best deal at target "don't buy until you see the blacks of their eyes"

one of our best looking trees ever, the girls did a great job decorating it

bonus shot of the gift at the bottom right

i don't know who needs to hear this, but i love you

confession: if you tweet about ai, there's a 98% chance i will skim over it, even if we're good mutuals, sorry 😞

i love how most of the replies are songs i have never heard before

from purgatory's spleen, i poke at thee

update: the only retard that's been drinking my diet cokes is me (i've been hiding them in the back of the fridge)

straight to gitmo