Ya know what sometimes I kinda wish I was a hoe like a hoe hoe because you know 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s easier to just go hoeing 😂 HAHA 🥲

Logged back in to tinder and guess what tinder passport is free for a month! Yah. But wtf why can’t I flirt with everyone!!!! Hahahaha jezeeez all the papi, so many matches so many super likes but Shaira just kennat even flirt for more than 10 mins 🥲😂 someone punch meeee

Mama: hey u might wanna go and check out your monstera Me: WHY Mama: think a cat stepped on it Me: WHAT *the look terror and panic* Mama: JOKE RA! Poor baby And then walks out of my room WHAT THE HELL HAHAHAHHA

Me @ the department store; about to pay for the make up na ako gipunit WAIT PLANTS OR MAKE UP AH PLANTS, ILL RETURN THESE Mama: Naunsa naman ta ani 😂😂😂

Working out at home is getting boring I wanna lift heavier 😩

I miss 😩 is it bcuz shark week is coming or do I just miss the fartface

🥲🥲

How can u miss someone u haven’t even met yet

I don’t like my mind right now 🙃

Papa: Kinsay gaaswat ug balhin sa bugas? Me: ako pa. Papa: 25 kilos baya to dai, ayg pasagad. Me: hehe okay ra man🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 May the fat burn faster and the muscles grow bigger 😂 Daz me flexing my baby trizzzz 😜

Okay okay one month of bulking char bulking meaning kaon without work out so it’s time to use the gains na yas 💪🏽 lezgo July 🥵

Maaaaaan I have a love hate relationship with Bulgarian Split Squats. I’m still gonna do it though 💀

Humaygahddddd ganahan kaayo ko Mukaon ug chili cheeseburger with egg Katong sa burger delights WAAAAAW

Wowzaaaa I ate so much today 😂🙃

Oh wow. Hello, x.

Is it hormones or do I actually miss him hahahahahaha no