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@onechiswick

Pro High Traffic Neighbourhoods. Keep Chiswick gridlocked. Priority for cars, esp SUVs. No to planters, safe streets. It all used to be perfect. Parodical.

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OneChiswick is delighted about this legal action to help disadvantaged lawyers unable to afford winter ski holiday payments. Please give generously! It’s Social Environmental Justice in action!

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OneChiswick is happy to endorse the range of Social Environmental Justice merch! Get a SEJ t-shirt with the name of your favourite SEJ campaigner on it! Ediz, John and Clair are all available! (Ediz only left in XS).

OneChiswick is happy to endorse the range of <a href="/SocEnvJustice/">Social Environmental Justice</a> merch!  Get a SEJ t-shirt with the name of your favourite SEJ campaigner on it! Ediz, John and Clair are all available! (Ediz only left in XS).
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OneChiswick puts forward Airedale Rd, Netheravon Rd & Homefield Rd as replacement routes to the A4. Residents in this hated LTN will rejoice having direct access to the A4 & will earn the gratitude of 1000s of drivers using the shortcut. Make it so Jack Emsley

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Storm Bert had the unexpected benefit of cancelling the Food Market so OneChiswick political wing Joanna Biddolph boycott of Chiswick High Rd was also cancelled. SUVs over markets!

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OneChiswick is delighted to see that West Dulwich Action Group is continuing our work to support disadvantaged members of the legal profession. Those ski holidays and new kitchens won't pay for themselves!

OneChiswick is delighted to see that <a href="/WDulwichAction/">West Dulwich Action Group</a> is continuing our work to support disadvantaged members of the legal profession.  Those ski holidays and new kitchens won't pay for themselves!
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OneChiswick would like to clarify that Cllr Biddolph's appearance on Russia Today to complain about a Blue and Yellow flag was referring to the EU flag.

OneChiswick would like to clarify that Cllr Biddolph's appearance on Russia Today to complain about a Blue and Yellow flag was referring to the EU flag.
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OneChiswick is shocked and disappointed that The Times and The Sunday Times says children are more important than the convenience of SUV drivers. We hope that anti-LTN correspondent Andrew Ellson will put an end to this nonsense and copy and paste an article opposing any restrictions to drivers.

OneChiswick is shocked and disappointed that <a href="/thetimes/">The Times and The Sunday Times</a>  says children are more important than the convenience of SUV drivers.  We hope that anti-LTN correspondent <a href="/andrewellson/">Andrew Ellson</a> will put an end to this nonsense and copy and paste an article opposing any restrictions to drivers.
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OneChiswick is shocked by Ealing 20 minute neighbourhoods. This is a slippery slope. 20 minutes will become 15 will become 10 will become 5 and Chiswick SUVs owners in Ealing won't be able to drive 5 minutes to the shops to pick up some milk.

OneChiswick is shocked by Ealing 20 minute neighbourhoods.  This is a slippery slope.  20 minutes will become 15 will become 10 will become 5 and Chiswick SUVs owners in Ealing won't be able to drive 5 minutes to the shops to pick up some milk.
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The centre of Hasselt is a hell-hole where you can't drive SUVs! How do they expect people to get there with no parking? Please condemn these dangerous extremists Joanna Biddolph

The centre of Hasselt is a hell-hole where you can't drive SUVs! How do they expect people to get there with no parking? Please condemn these dangerous extremists <a href="/JoannaBiddolph/">Joanna Biddolph</a>
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OneChiswick would like to clarify that Cllr Biddolph's complaints about a blue and yellow flag on Russia Today were about the EU flag and not the Ukrainian flag. 🇺🇦🇪🇺

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Chiswick SUV drivers object to being forced to use this road. According to google, we sometimes saved 30 seconds by avoiding it! This is a huge Social and Environmental Injustice! Social Environmental Justice

Chiswick SUV drivers object to being forced to use this road.  According to google, we sometimes saved 30 seconds by avoiding it! This is a huge Social and Environmental Injustice! <a href="/SocEnvJustice/">Social Environmental Justice</a>
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Quite right! This picture shows Chiswick High Rd in Roman times. A chariot and 4 horses was the equivalent of a SUV and was essential for people popping to the taberna for an amphora of milk.

Quite right! This picture shows Chiswick High Rd in Roman times.  A chariot and 4 horses was the equivalent of a SUV and was essential for people popping to the taberna for an amphora of milk.