One Chiswick Parody (more followers & funnier)
@onechiswick
Pro High Traffic Neighbourhoods. Keep Chiswick gridlocked. Priority for cars, esp SUVs. No to planters, safe streets. It all used to be perfect. Parodical.
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30-08-2020 14:55:39
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For OneChiswick, Social Environmental Justice and John Stewart the culture war is never over. We will be like Hiroo Onoda deep in the jungle of X, fighting for the rights of SUV drivers for the next 30 years.
OneChiswick is delighted about this legal action to help disadvantaged lawyers unable to afford winter ski holiday payments. Please give generously! It’s Social Environmental Justice in action!
OneChiswick is happy to endorse the range of Social Environmental Justice merch! Get a SEJ t-shirt with the name of your favourite SEJ campaigner on it! Ediz, John and Clair are all available! (Ediz only left in XS).
OneChiswick puts forward Airedale Rd, Netheravon Rd & Homefield Rd as replacement routes to the A4. Residents in this hated LTN will rejoice having direct access to the A4 & will earn the gratitude of 1000s of drivers using the shortcut. Make it so Jack Emsley
Storm Bert had the unexpected benefit of cancelling the Food Market so OneChiswick political wing Joanna Biddolph boycott of Chiswick High Rd was also cancelled. SUVs over markets!
OneChiswick is delighted to see that West Dulwich Action Group is continuing our work to support disadvantaged members of the legal profession. Those ski holidays and new kitchens won't pay for themselves!
OneChiswick is shocked and disappointed that The Times and The Sunday Times says children are more important than the convenience of SUV drivers. We hope that anti-LTN correspondent Andrew Ellson will put an end to this nonsense and copy and paste an article opposing any restrictions to drivers.
OneChiswick is delighted to see that local news website ChiswickW4.com has its priorities right and no damage to SUVs is the main concern
OneChiswick denounces Social Environmental Justice as cycle lobby stooges! They are praising a city with bus stop bypasses everywhere! Please ignore them Joanna Biddolph
The centre of Hasselt is a hell-hole where you can't drive SUVs! How do they expect people to get there with no parking? Please condemn these dangerous extremists Joanna Biddolph
OneChiswick is grateful to ChiswickW4.com for providing a platform to abuse councillors who make it difficult to drive where we want
This is fake social justice. Social Environmental Justice knows that real social justice means stopping injustices to drivers caused by cyclists.
Chiswick SUV drivers object to being forced to use this road. According to google, we sometimes saved 30 seconds by avoiding it! This is a huge Social and Environmental Injustice! Social Environmental Justice
OneChiswick urges Social Environmental Justice to set up Justice Sociale et Environnementale to stop these policies against véhicules utilitaires sport. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…